These are quotes that Donkey makes in the Shrek movies.
Shrek[]
- "You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly."
- "You definitely need some Tic-Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks!"
- "I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder."
- "This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles."
- "Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet."
- "Of course you're a girl dragon! You're just reeking of feminine beauty."
- "Oh, this is another one of those "onion" things, isn't it?"
- "You can't do this to me, Shrek. I'm too young for you to die!"
- "Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind!"
- "Oh my God you ate the princess!"
- "You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings."
- "I'm a donkey on the edge!"
Shrek 2[]
- ♪ "Two can be as bad as one..."♪
- "Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes?"
- "Yeah, and feeding the fish!"
- "You do now. I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona."
- "That Shrek is a rascally devil. Get your..."
- "Maybe I'll see y'all Sunday for a barbecue of something."
- "Royal ball? Can I come?"
- "That's me: the noble steed."