- Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change! Please! Give me another chance!
- Hey, I can fly!
- Yeah. But I know that half is safe!
- Hi, Princess!
- Princess, where are you?
- It's very spooky in here. I ain't playing no games.
- But you only look like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24-7.
- ♪ Two can be as bad as one.. ♪
- Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes!
- Yeah, and feeding the fish!
- You do now. I call that one Shrek amd the other Fiona.
- That Shrek is a rascally devil. Get your...
- Maybe I'll see y'all Sunday for a barbecue of something.
- Royal ball? Can I come?
- That's me: the noble steed.