KNIGHTS is a Far Far Away television show and a parody of the real-life tv show, COPS. It first appears in Shrek 2, where it features the Far Far Away police apprehending Puss, Shrek, and Donkey. The law enforcement knights act like what police in COPS do during the line of duty. Instead of using the modern weapons, the knights used pepper shakers for pepper spray and bows and arrows for shooting. The mode of transportation Police Knights used were special police carriages designed to haul criminals to the dungeon. Each carriage is pulled by 4 fast thoroughbred horses.

Shrek 2

"It's time for the men in steel to teach these man-cat mammals their deviling mare attitudes just won't fly!"

- Narrator for KNIGHTS

The television show K.N.I.G.H.T.S appears in the Shrek 2 while Gingy, Pinocchio, The Three Little Pigs, The Big Bad Wolf, and The Three Blind Mice were in Shrek's Swamp watching tv. Gingy yells out a good show as K.N.I.G.H.T.S plays which shows camera footage from hot-air balloons capturing Shrek, Donkey, and Puss running through the forest. The Knights in the police carriages chase after them and round a corner. The second carriage falls as it turns on the corner. The knights control Shrek and Donkey as they resist arrest. Donkey yells out, "Police brutality! Police brutality!" as the knights push him to the ground. Shrek tries to explain his statement but gets pepper sprayed in the eyes with a pepper shaker causing him to yell in pain. One knight repels from one of the hot-air balloons and snags Puss. Yowling out in pain, Puss tackles the knight down but another knight comes in and uses an animal capture device on Puss and shoves him against a wall so he can stop resisting. After the restraining Puss, one Knight finds a bag of cat nip referring to Marijuana and Puss explains it's not his. After capturing Shrek, Donkey, and Puss, the police knights shove the trio into a jail wagon. Before the ending, Shrek explains he's Fiona's husband but is cut short as a knight pepper sprays him again with the pepper shaker making yell in pain like in the beginning. Afterwards, everyone at the Swamp stare at Gingy in shock.


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