- I am, awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me.
- But, wait, Sir Knight. This be-ith our first meeting.
- You know. You should sweep me off my feet... out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed.
- You didn't slay the dragon?
- A ballad? A sonnet! A limerick? Or something!
- It talks!
- Please, I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer.
- Put me down, or you suffer the consequences!
- You're unbelievable!