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BeginningEdit

[As Rumpelstiltskin angrily scrunches up a page from a library book about Shrek]

Pinocchio: Uh, sir? You're gonna have to pay for that.

Rumpelstiltskin: Uh... M-m-maybe we can make a deal for it, little boy?

Pinocchio: Oh, I'm not a real boy.

Rumpelstiltskin: [looking devious] Do you wanna be?

[Cut to Pinocchio kicking Rumpel out]

Pinocchio: NOBODY NEEDS YOUR DEALS ANYMORE, RUMPLE STINKY-PANTS!

Shrek and RumpleEdit

Oh, I don't know. Any day. A day from your past. Like the day you had the flu. The day you lost a pet. The day some meddling oof comes in STICKING THEIR NOSE WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG, DESTROYING YOUR BUSINESS, AND RUINING YOUR LIFE! Just for an example.

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