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Quotes that Shrek has made.

ShrekEdit

  • "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess but she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss."
  • What are you doing in my swamp? [Echoing] Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!
  • No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there.
  • If that was me, you'd be dead.
  • Why are you following me?
  • People take one look at me and go, "Aah! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!"
  • You know Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear.
  • No, no, you wouldn't-- 'st.
  • I'm an ogre. You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks."
  • Dead broad off the table.
  • Dead girl off the table!
  • [Laughing] Like that's ever gonna happen.
  • What a load of--
  • [Whispers] This is the part where you run away.
  • And stay out!
  • "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."
  • Ogres are like onions.
  • Let's have a dance then, shall we?
  • Donkeys don't have sleeves.
  • That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.
  • Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the--
  • Donkey, look out!
  • You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?
  • Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.
  • No, no, you wouldn't-- 'st.
  • But I'll let you do the "measuring" when you see him tommorow.
  • I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me. I live alone! My swamp! Me! Nobody else! Understand?! Nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys!

Shrek 2Edit

  • It's so good to be home!
  • He'll be fine. Now, where were we?
  • We're not going.
  • [exasperated sigh] For five minutes...
  • Could you not be yourself... [shouts] ...for five minutes!
  • Nice catch, Donkey!
  • Back away from my wife.
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