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Fairy Godmother Song
Fairy Godmother & Kyle

 General Information
Title Fairy Godmother Song
Artist Fairy Godmother (Saunders)
Movie Shrek 2
Track Length 1:52
Genre Orchestra

LyricsEdit

Your fallen tears have called to me.
So here comes my sweet remedy.
I know what every princess needs.
For her to live live happily.
[both gasp]
Fairy Godmother: Oh, my dear. [chuckling] Oh, look at you. You're all... grown up.
Princess Fiona: Uh... who are you?
Fairy Godmother: Oh, sweet pea! I'm your fairy godmother.
Princess Fiona: I have a fairy godmother?
Fairy Godmother: Shush! Now, don't worry. I'm here to make it all better.
With just a...
Wave of my magic wand.
Your troubles will soon be gone.
With a flick of the wrist and just a flash.
You'll land a prince with a ton of cash.
A high-priced dress made by mice no less.
Some crystal glass pumps and no more stress.
Your worries will vanish, your soul will cleanse.
Confide in your very own furniture friends.
We'll help you set a new fashion trend.
I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great.
The kind of gal the prince would date.
They'll write your name on the bathroom wall.
"For a happy ever after give Fiona a call!"
A sporty carriage to ride in style.
Sexy man-boy chauffeur "Kyle".
Banish your blemishes, tooth decay.
Celluite thighs will fade away.
And oh what the hey, have a Bichon Frise!
Nip and tuck, here and there.
To land that prince with the perfect hair.
Lipstick, liners, shadow, blush!
To get that prince with a sexy tush!
Lucky day, hunk buffet!
You and your prince take a roll in the hay!
You can spoon on the moon.
With the prince, to this tune.
Don't be drab, you'll be fab!
Your prince will have rock hard abs!
Cheese soufflé, Valentines Day, have some chicken fricassee!
A nip and tuck, here and there!
To land that prince with the perfect hair!
Princess Fiona: Stop!
Lipstick liners!
Princess Fiona: [gasps] Look... thank you very much, Fairy Godmother, but... I really don't need all this.
[all gasp]
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