Hey, Princess is a song by Monsieur Hood from Shrek.


I steal from the rich and give to the needy.

He takes a wee percentage, but I'm not greedy.

I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good.

What a guy, ha-ha, Monsieur Hood.

Break it down Monsieur Hood is what his merrymen call him but he is Robin Hood.

I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid.

What he's basically saying is he likes to get... paid.

So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush.

That's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad.

When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad.

He's mad, he's really mad.

Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart.

Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'cause I'm about to staaaaaaaaaaaart.

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