|“|| Donkey: "What in the shista-shire kind of place is this?"
Shrek: "Well, my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty. Must be a high school."
The Worcestershire Academy is a boarding school. Despite it being a fairy tale school, it features parts of modern educational institutions with an Arthurian legend twist. It is run by Principal Pynchley.
The Academy looks like a castle. At the entrance above the drawbridge, a large sign reads: WORCESTERSHIRE
There is a large courtyard beyond the entrance. There is an arena at the back of the school.
- Principal Pynchley, school Headmaster.
- Professor Primbottom, school teacher.
- Mr. Merlin, former Magic teacher.
List of known students
- Arthur Pendragon, the school's biggest joke.
- Lancelot du Lac, the captain of the high school jousting team. Essentially the coolest guy on campus and the boyfriend of Guinevere. He is also Arthur's cruelest tormentor.
- Guinevere de Galorus, the school's diva. She is the girlfriend of Lancelot du Lac and like everyone else, looks down on the wimpy Arthur.
- Xavier aka Nosebleed, member of the Chess Club and best friend to Gary.
- Gary aka Headgear, an orphan student and a member of the Chess Club. He is also Xavier's best friend.
- The gym where the Mascot Contest was held.
- The Cafeteria
- The entrance courtyard
- Locker cloister
- The jousting arena